Translations

"This is alpha one calling in tango foxtrot triple three, what is the status of the mission. Over"
"Playground dad captured"
"Good work tango foxtrot triple three, we have a mission success"

Potato.

This is why u cant trust google translate

Did you mean: The Bible

But is nobody gonna mention the fact that the potato kinda looks like a butt?

"play ground dad captured" crying

This is the last Friday Holy crap *this Saturday* ITS THE END OF THE WORLD *alarm sounds in the distance* WHY DID YOU DO THIS GOOGLE TRANSLATE WHY!!!!*Suddenly giant meteaors destroy the Earth* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

That is not at all what you get when you translate those phrases like that

@punchedwinter2 the left: what I want to say to you. The right: what comes out of my mouth