Saw this brilliance on Facebook

My name starts with an E. So I'll buy Everything I want.

Well I traded my kiwis for a dragon!

Marijuana

My name starts with a Z so I'm going to have a hard time

L
Lots of things

"a sloth" really? this is among the first things when you can wish for anything?

*name starts with h*

I'd buy a lifetime supply of Jbacon. And maybe a nice Jmansion with like 4 or 5 JLamborghinis.

i'll go with lots of stuff

I can buy (band) merch. yaaas

J.. Just anything I could ever imagine and it want

Graydon. Green Car, Car Computer, Giant House, great chef, great shoes

Condoms

Stupid game! :(
Xavier

*name starts with d*... OMG I COULD BUY A DUNGEON TO PUT ALL THE SWAGG PEOPLE SO WE DONT HAVE TO SUFFER

I don't want to, but i can by a dildo

Emma- elephants, earth, and everything else

My name starts with S, so I can just buy "Some" of anything. Some houses... some clothes... etc.

My name begins with a Z, so a zoo and Zac Efron I guess

Guess I'll drown in all my xylophones

Kit Kat bars and kangaroos for me

C= Crap Ton of stuff

Since my name starts with a k I think I'm fucked

D. Damn near everything

My name starts with a P, what to I buy?!
How bout a pittbull, pool, penthouse, porcupine (c'mon who wouldn't) lol
And more

Runners, Russian Wolfhounds, Rolexs, Rolls Royce, Romania, RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY