I wonder what they would say?

Then Michael Vick would have been arrested for dog debates instead of dog fights.

Well, one of my cats would be running around the house screaming "FEED ME!"

Without animal testing, diseases would be rampant throughout mankind

If house pets could speak
Cat: feed me also I'm better than you
Dog: WAT DOING. I LOVE. I FOLLOW.
Fish: glub glub motherfucker I'm a fish.
Farm animals
Pig: aaaaa this place is a place give me food I'm gonna fuck shit up now
Cow: *judging noises*
Goat: AAAAAAAAA IM FLUFFY ASFUCK.

I felt my hear breaking with this one....

Human:fetch jimmy
Dog:no
Human:get that u pussy chasing fuck
Dog:at least we get more pussy
Human:*weeps* ill get that myself

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FVuNTiqHys0

Shut up

Anyone with any sense is weeping internal for the level of stupidity this represents.