Remember the guy who destroyed his laptop while he was on p*rnhub?

Watching porn with sound on without earphones is a rookie mistake

I can understand fear and panic but how are they going to ask whatcha looking at if your laptop is closed

Cause if she walks in and you're jumping up from your bed throwing your laptop off your lap/bed then it's suspicious

Yeah but if you hear her coming you can put it down or throw a blanket over it (if there's no sound) and get up from your bed and pretend you're looking for something in your room (so she doesn't ask why you're just standing there)

You don't think clearly when switching from sexytime mode to panic mode

True

Looking for something in your room with a bone lol "Its helping me look mom!"

Haha "God it's just pointing to where I need to go, mom!"

Fuck now I have pink cookie chunks on my bed because I laughed so hard. Damn you

"It's my third eye"

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And what pun is that. I was replying to the guest saying just pull the battery out

"Pull out" I don't know if that was an intended pun by guest though

Yea I doubt it was

Yeah it was just lucky wording.