Right in the feels

Because you passed out in the bathroom of a petrol station after pulling over to try an summon the devil in a gin-fueled rage

*not crying, just raining on my face*

i don't have a doG SO HAH

You had to do this to me didn't you? I'm trying to finish a college assignment, all I can think about is my German Sheppard now, Jerry. Damn it!

AWWWWW

Just like Philip Fry never came home.