canada is a theme park, not a country

According to Rene Descartes, its impossible to know for sure that any of us are real, and it's only natural to doubt everything you're experiencing. Only the fact that you can doubt proves your existence at all. "I think, therefore I am." The fact that you are doubting your existence proves that you exist.

The Truman Show seriously fucks with my head until this day. My only reassurence is that my life is way too boring to be put on tv.

Yumps your real and your amazing now I need you to breathe

If I'm not real aRE YOU REAL?!? IS THIS WEBSITE REAL?!? IS THE WORLD REAL?!?!?

Yumps I just want to tell you something

"Breathing heavy" w-what??

Phineas has pie

What kind of pie?

Apple apple apple

And he has chocolate

C-can I have some?

Yes you can which one do you want?

All of them?

Sure

*gives pie* carful it's hot

"Grabs pie and burns hand but then they all disappears cuz I'm Canadian so nothing is real"

The Canadian said to the other canadian

When someone asks where I'm from I'm just gonna say I'm not real and run away

Awesome