This is how I imagine most of you right now

Bitch I ain't blonde

I'm actually laying on my bed.

One of my all time favorite shows

ARE YOU SPYING ON ME?!

And you're right

*whispers into secret walkie talkie*
they're on to us

*flushes toilet*

You're not wrong.

Im in the bath....the water has gone....im cold

This is the 1st post I read as I walked into the bathroom

Bottle of vodka and everything

How dare you compare me to......*ugh* Pam.

NO. I'm in bed. Plus, my hair is shorter, I'm skinnier, I'm a brunette, and my eyes are hazel.

You're not my supervisor!!!

Maybe

No, that's stupid, I'm a guy for starters, I'm on a couch and I-- you know what, who am I kidding, that's me at the moment in one picture

Do you have surveillance cameras in my house or something?

katja noooooooo

OMG I AM SIYTING ON TEH TOILET HOW DID YUO KNOW

*Covers camera out of fear*

Hahaha Oh man not me I'm afraid I'll drop this thing in the shitter!