i mean if romeo wasn't such a manly man and would have taken the time cry at her fucking corpse, she'd wake up and they'd live happily ever after etc. but noooo, he had to act on his manly instincts (pretty sure there's upbrining involved in that too) that are: 1) do not cry 2) DO something immediatelly and get them both killed.
by the Darwin-involving bit I wanted to make a fucking cruel joke about how men are redundant and probably headed towards extinction by way of natural selection. the manliest will go first. Darwin was just there to make things sound more fancy.
Although, to be honest, if both romeo and juliet lived, they probably would have been unhappily married. It would have been a shitty marriage, and they'd live the rest of their lives depressed.
by the Darwin-involving bit I wanted to make a fucking cruel joke about how men are redundant and probably headed towards extinction by way of natural selection. the manliest will go first. Darwin was just there to make things sound more fancy.