There's more than one way to tie your shoe

What....

You didn't know about the straight across way?....

I only knew the "already laced at the store" way

You can go on a website called Ian's shoelaces or something like hat and it has even more ways

I used to do a lot of these back when I was in school

Why? Most of them look ridiculous. Ain't nobody got time for that.

I was reading the other day that if your shoes don't feel like they fit right, you may need to just change how you lace them. It puts or releases pressure in different spots.

Ain't nobody got time for dat

This is why Velcro laces were invented.

OMG
My brain hurts

I never knew people cared so much

I never knew people cared so much

http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/angledcheckerlacing.htm

Most of them look like crap...

Thou seemst to be under the impression that i got time fo dat