Because I'm stupid and you're soft/impatient/sensitive

you can never offend me

Reminds me of a quote I heard once (don't remember who said it though): "In my life I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun"

I commented on this two years ago

*Herminie face* ALRIGHTY THEN

That guy in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

You can fucking try.

@donaldtrump