How to die

"these are the things you don't say to your wife"

Hahaha she would find me just sitting there laughing

Omg
If I were her, I'm pretty sure he would get enough
Bc first I'm crazily jealousy person
And second I do not appreciate being pissed off
But this is funny

Oh, you're dead son!

is that a whip in her hand? ( 1st pic )
edit:typo

IM SORRY BABY

How is she going to die? I don't understand

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