Fitting cups

solo cups.
solo has 4 letters in it.
solo has 2 vowels in it.
4/2 = 2
solo cups has 8 letters in it.
8/2 = 4
BUT WAIT THAT'S NOT ALL
solo cups were invented in Illinois
Illinois has 8 letters
8/8 = 1
there is 1 eye in the illuminati
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Buy button?

This appears to take away some of the challenge of unsturdy cups which is kinda sad.

Do you get a discount with a high school I.D.