This is apparently an acceptable food aisle in Texas

Yeah its called the superbowl aisle. The wings and beer should be on another aisle

*Heavy Breathing*

Yes. Also for chillin with ya boys

I fail to see what is wrong with this aisle.

Where in Texas?

You bet your ass it is

This isn't everywhere else? Well,I'm never leaving texas

not enough sticks of butter and frying oil

No you see it is because they have the same shape

Everyone knows Dr Pepper goes with the red vines

heaven is 4 realz

To make this even better they should replace the Dr Pepper with Big Red