I can actually recommend the Book of Mormon, very entertaining. It reads as if it was written by an epileptic lunatic on psychoactive, confusing desert herbs... well, wait a minute, that's basically what it is. Pretty much the most entertaining religious bullshit there is, next to Dianetics. There is something about religions founded by white americans...
Its debatable why the ephedra native to Utah is called Mormon Tea, but theres also other variably psychoactive herbs growing there as well. And if you're an epileptic lunatic, maybe even less potent herbs might seriously confuse you, no?
It actually doesn't say that in the Book of Mormon, it's the Mormon prophet and it's not a sin and you won't go to hell and stuff if you drink it, but it is recommended you don't drink it
Aw, people talking crap about my religion. It makes me a little upset.
But, just to say to Mr. funsubstanceuser, it is pretty entertaining. I especially liked the war chapters.
But yeah, you really shouldn't make fun of religions. Like, excuse us for having beliefs, please. Sorry you don't believe the same thing, but don't make fun of others because of it.
The people who are commenting rude things on this post have obviously never met someone who's Mormon. They are wonderful people, and I don't think that making fun of their beliefs without knowledge is a pretty crappy thing to do. If you don't believe it, fine, but don't make fun of it because it's not what you believe. Have a great day...
But, just to say to Mr. funsubstanceuser, it is pretty entertaining. I especially liked the war chapters.