Who?

oh...that's interesting i think i could get s cave troll head

I, too, accept several bowls of soup, for soup is amazing

Meanwhile in Night Vale...

I don't have the secret handshake of the illuminati, but I do the the secret knock of the government!

*brings a cave troll's head*Two bagels.

Is that a .... blue waffle?

Oh how I wish they made the MasterCarp Magicarp. That would've made the joke so much better in my opinion, unless it is already a reference to something I'm unaware of.

serret illuminati handshake

Open mouth kisses....