If the internet had a Poetry book final entry

Roses are red,
Thisles are prickly.
I must say,
That escalated quickly.

Roses are red,
Your statement's correct.
But it's me talking,
What did you expect?

roses are red
the girl is right
it escalated quickly
we are in for a rough night

Roses are red
Violets aren't blue
I don't really watch Sherlock
But how fucking dare you

Roses are red,
Anger's one thing.
But please be careful,
Lest get hit by the sting.

shit shit shit shit
shit shit fuck shit
shit fuck fuck fuck shit
I'm a trend breaker.

Roses are red,
Breaking trends is terrible.
Just remember one thing,
Your body is carryable.

Rhyming really sucks.
Haiku poems do not suck.
You should be ashamed.

There once was a thread on a post,
That made people laugh- well, almost.
In truth, they just smile,
Stare at it for a while,
And then blow air out of their nose.