I never knew this was a possibility

*saves up money and finds out where the nearest cheetos factory is*

ALL HAIL KING CHEETO

his poop will be orange for months/years

This is the mofo that we hear about in math questions

He spent 1820 dollars on cheetos..... that's devotion!

He is the man we all hear about in math class

Go big or go home

that's the kind of idiot that comes in my hospital 1 week later with a good explanation so the whole hopsital can laugh a year in his memory

A man has 28 industrial sized bags of cheetos, he purchases each one for $65.
You take one bag home with you.
How many weeks until you walk again?

Wouldn't the majority of them go stale before he got to them? I mean unless he ate a TON of them very quickly, or had help?

Thats a good price

Guess who I'll be visiting! :D

I love cheetos to