white girl problems

I just heard a girl order this at the starbucks on campus

haha really?

Yeah not really

oh ok

Me: I'll have a large coffee.
Starbucks: A......wha?
Me: A large coffee.
Starbucks: ...............we don't make that.
Me: Get your largest cup, fill it up with black coffee and point me towards the cream.

People says this like there aren't any black female hipsters.

To garlog their black black girls out their ordering starbucks just like that just minus the spray tan and having a dumbass boyfriend