Anybody got a couch I can crash on until I get back on my feet?

Ask the movie theater and explain them the situation.

You can crash at my place, man...

You can come to my place

I'm so excited to see this movie and I am a grown woman.

Marriage counselor: pls be reasonable sir. When did u feel you stopped loving your wife?
*shows this screenshot*
Marriage counselor: divorce her. Divorce her now.

I'm seeing deadpool for valentines day today with my boyfriend :D

Saw it yesterday with the boyf, amazing film! Haven't laughed out loud like that in a cinema before!!

You could probably crash at my place, where you from? I'll be happy to help