the poor dog is probably so confused

so rude!

So rude!

My mom worked in a pet store where they had a gray bird that the store adopted. (Because no one wanted him) He would sit above the bunnies & say"Here bunny bunny here bunny bunny yum!"my Dad heard him start an argument between an old couple The bird was on the shelf behind the old man next to his wife. The bird said in a girly voice"Give me your wallet!"The man flipped out & yelled"you already have my wallet & keys in your purse what else do you want my belt?" my Dad nearly died right there The bird would get in trouble by setting feeder mice free & yelling "Run run my pretties be free!"As people try to catch them he say"Get em get em look at them run!"Once he was caught he be put in his cage & he get all sad make crying sounds (not really crying) & say "me sorry me sorry (cry sounds) me sorrrrrrrry can me go now?" They say no & he say "shit" they so no cussing and he say "fuck sorry" lol if left in his cage to long he start singing swing low lol

My older cousin has a bird and 2 dogs. The bird always liked to call the dogs names and get them to come to his cage and then would call them an asshole.

Me as a bird not even kidding

So rude!