Still get friendzoned

Then you can finally have an excuse for getting out of the friendzone. For the sake of humanity.

"oh ffs, now all my porn is gone >:("

Shit did I leave the stove on

What difference does the gender of the person holding the camera make? They're not going to live long enough for that to matter.

Maybe the astronaut in the photo IS a woman.

Did I let my oven on?

"I hope I left some whiskey in the shuttle"

"Aw man, it happened while I was at work"

shit......

But that's where they keep netflix!!!!

I'm preeeeety sure the moons orbit would be thrown off immediately and so they wouldn't survive very long anyway

My thoughts would be Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
And what's about the camera person being female?