This is so stupid..

*walks up to you**yanks hard* haha you were asking for it

No. Just so much no.

That would drive me crazy.

This has got to be one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen.

I imagine this would constantly feel like an eyelash was stabbing you

My eyes are watering ow

Bedazzled toilet paper
Theres a bad idea

I mean it looks cool but it's probably really bad for your eyes and extremely uncomfortable...

Nope

This is making my eyes twitch

"are you okay? You look like you're crying"
"I'm fine, I've just got jewellery hanging out of my"

....why would you want this?