But, why? What if I don't want to?

You just have to

Passive aggressive children's book is passive aggressive

This is so threatening lol. Like I wanted to touch the cow but after reading page 2 I'm not so sure I want to anymore.

If you place a comment bubble around "Do it now" and connect it to the cow, it makes it a whole lot funnier

If Shai LaBeouf wrote a children's book

Shhh. No tears. Only cow now.