This is the most British headline I have ever seen

Nothing will stop us having our chocolate digestives.

The equivalent to Canada bussing in maple syrup in time for breakfast.

I read about this! A biscuit factory flooded, we've had little to no bourbon for weeks now D:

It was a news story on national radio...

national uproar I tell you! We can't survive without biscuits!

It's just not tea time without the biscuits. I'm from the US and even I know that.

The Great Britain

We are free from the great biscuit famine! Woooooo

I think you mean 'cookies'.