Legend has it that if you walk the perimeter once and then climb to the sumit of Ularoo and slowly turn in a circle such that the hot desert wind blows into you right ear... it will whisper its secrets into your soul.
Rarely, very rarely... those secrets are about love.
You cannot have been attacked by a dropbear on the way however, even the secrets of the desert wind fears them.
You must put a koala into a kangaroo's pouch, drink the purest water of Alice Springs on the highest point of Oolaroo and feed the koala gumnuts and wattles. Then, the dropbears will bow to you and the strongest emu shall become your steed.
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! OI OI OI!
Ride the emu steed to an opal mine and call "Coo-ie!" The rainbow serpent will come and gift you the power of love, a self-cleaning barbecue and a never-ending beef pie.
What the f*** do you steryotpical butts think it's like in Australia. In Sydney, the usual temprature is way less than the average in florida! And dropbears don't exist, their just koalas falling from trees! . And we rarely have scorching temps. Also most kids live within an kilometre of their school and take buses which are majninky just five minute WALKS or are driven, etc.
And are usual transport is cars. I've lived here my whole life and never seen an emu. And the most common way to see kangaroos is on the road, dead. Not saying that all kangaroos are roadkill but you get the point
Don't love supernatural?
Rarely, very rarely... those secrets are about love.
You cannot have been attacked by a dropbear on the way however, even the secrets of the desert wind fears them.
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! OI OI OI!