Who's wearing pants here?

This isn't really fair, I never wear pants.

Bikini bottoms!

Only reason I am is cuz I'm going to the bank soon

Well then.

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im in my bed so im wearing skin that is enough

I bet half the people who up voted this are actually wearing pants

Yes I'm wearing 'pants because I don't go around places walking bottomless

I bet most of you are on the toilet....