- so satan, hon, can you knead my trapezius please, i have chronic muscle pain, yes, there, uhhh nice
*5 mins later*
- did you by any chance take any massaging classes, mr Lucifer?
> actually, back when the black plague had errupted and it was all going swell so i decided to do something for myself, you know... build my skills and myself as a person. i found out i was quite good at it.
- hell yea!
- i mean, you're excellent at it, o lord of darkness...
> why thank you, you think so?
- yours are positively exceptional massaging techniques, mr devil. ... amm, do you mind, to the left, there i think, uh, no the other left, yes, that's the spot!
...
* la fin *
*5 mins later*
- did you by any chance take any massaging classes, mr Lucifer?
> actually, back when the black plague had errupted and it was all going swell so i decided to do something for myself, you know... build my skills and myself as a person. i found out i was quite good at it.
- hell yea!
- i mean, you're excellent at it, o lord of darkness...
> why thank you, you think so?
- yours are positively exceptional massaging techniques, mr devil. ... amm, do you mind, to the left, there i think, uh, no the other left, yes, that's the spot!
...
* la fin *