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What if all babies were named after their first wprd
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· 9 years ago
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FIRST
Mine was No
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la
· 9 years ago
Haha mine too. *brings out sword* There can be only one.
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jokur_and_batmon
· 9 years ago
I would be Bear and that's my nickname so I'm ok with this
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calmthelovelytits
· 9 years ago
I would be Car.
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chu
· 9 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4j-MUZRq0g
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the_gayming_singer
· 9 years ago
I would be death...
I'm fine with this.
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praetorreyna
· 9 years ago
I would be called wasat (what's that). I was a very nosy child.
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deleted
· 9 years ago
I think a lot of people would be called mama or dada
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deleted
· 9 years ago
Including me. (My first word was Mommy)
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lilyisamazing
· 9 years ago
Fuck. That means if a lot of people are dad then there's a significant increase in dad jokes.
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deleted
· 9 years ago
mine would be bang
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badasslatina
· 9 years ago
My parents forgot what was my first word...
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the_gayming_singer
· 9 years ago
No name
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wiggleworm29
· 9 years ago
I'd be called Dad!!
My brother would be Tractor!!!
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brianna_22
· 9 years ago
Mine would be "esto" which means "this" in spanish
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deleted
· 9 years ago
My name would be eat.
Eat.
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jokur_and_batmon
· 9 years ago
Jin?
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lockdis
· 9 years ago
My name would be Taxi
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deleted
· 9 years ago
Potato... I'm cool with this
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deleted
· 9 years ago
Mine would be meme (It's the slang way of saying baby bottle in my language)
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creepymoonemoji
· 9 years ago
Helicopter......
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lockdis
· 9 years ago
Woah, you were really advanced in knowledge before you spoke!
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creepymoonemoji
· 9 years ago
Yeah my parents were like wtf
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number13
· 9 years ago
I'd be called fork
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guest
· 9 years ago
There would be a lot of people named No.
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I'm fine with this.
My brother would be Tractor!!!
Eat.