Hate cats

There's an easier way to find a cat; open a can of wet food.

I wonder if the cat thought "Every time I try to sleep he runs back and forth through the house for no reason, humans are so weird."

Once we thought we lost my grandmas dog Pugsley, puggy for short. Well she was in the hospital for heart surgery and my idiot brother was suppose to watch the dog. He stayed home because he had homework due the next day and he had a small cold so he can't see her till it was gone. Well we come home he is watching tv and I start to call the dog to get it food. Dog is a no show. I ask my brother and idiot boy says puggy isnt here no one brought him over. My dad yells "You idiot I brought him here and handed you the dog. Now where is that dog?" My dad was pissed. We shearched the house, outside, we went around the block god knows how many times screaming puggy here boy. It got so dark we had to stop the dog was a small black dog so even if it was right infront of us we miss it. Well we get home and my dad is tired so we order pizza and I go to the kitchen to get plates and i hear snoring i look and in the bag of dog food the DAMN DOG was asleep with half the bag gone. Little fucker.