Ass down, legs up, that's how we like to fall

It's called "Who wants to turn the bloody light on at 3 a.m. and be blinded?" Nobody. We don't need to aim; we can pee in the dark just fine, thanks.

"Who wants to turn the bloody light on at 3 a.m."
Reasonable people.

I don't know about you guys, but I've never fallen in the toilet. I think because my bathroom walls are white and reflect minimal amounts of light very well, but I can find the toilet seat in the dark.