Mom stahp

I was also deeply disturbed by that.

I'm not. ;)

Probably to signify the development of boobs.

But wouldn't a bra be enough

Literally wings?

Wings made of wings... Wingception!

1. Someone has a cool mom.
2. It's not your mom.
3, ???
4. (It's because she knows you're the kind of kid to put 007 in their usernames).