Ah, yes, excellent insults, though I think "You yellow marker that was used to colour over something dark and now colours a really distressing muddy yellowish brown" might be a bit clumsy for regular use.
I am not often called upon to use insults, but when I am, I prefer such easily wielded phrases as "you absolute walnut," "you pathetic pie-eyed pricklebush," and "you
imbecilic boot-licking sot."
A bit of Shakespeare is also a nice addition, providing such eloquent epithets as "Thou cream faced loon," "I am sick when I do look on thee," "Your face is not worth sunburning," and, my personal favorite, "Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!"
Uneducated goose penis
*flings you into the sun*
An unattractive girl would be referred to as a bagel
I am not often called upon to use insults, but when I am, I prefer such easily wielded phrases as "you absolute walnut," "you pathetic pie-eyed pricklebush," and "you
imbecilic boot-licking sot."
A bit of Shakespeare is also a nice addition, providing such eloquent epithets as "Thou cream faced loon," "I am sick when I do look on thee," "Your face is not worth sunburning," and, my personal favorite, "Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!"
English is my 2nd language. Thanks