Duh lol I love men, but for real though no one wants you. Deep down that's why you're such a cunt guest. Spendin all this time to irritate strangers through a computer. Because no one in real life wants to deal with or talk to you :D
Strait or gay that is tacky as hell. When people do really nutty things as part of the ceremony it makes me thing they aren't taking the whole marriage thing seriously.
Being serious is saying some words and like signing a contract, being "nutty" is like showing a part of yourself you usually hide away from most people. I think this is what real love looks like, crazy and fun.
I don't mean you have to be serious all day. The thing with bringing a horse in or spending $10,000 on a dress, or worrying about getting the right shade of sky blue or arriving in a helicopter, now the day is about the horse, the napkins or the dress. In an age when divorce is so common, I worry when a couple covers their day in so much glitter, that they are trying to hide the cracks.
I bet the Jews never had a problem with gay people.....
Reportin' time!