Slippers for when you don't go outdoors enough

I love how they have the fact it's grown in Iowa as a prominent thing. As if even .1% of the US actually cares about Iowa.

WATER THOSE?!??!?!

I actually think this might be a good idea... Imagine going to the beach, and having sand on your feet, you want to wipe them, but your hands are wet, so... you can kind of "dust" the sand out with these flip flops.
Sorry for the English mistakes :)

At least Iowa's good for something...

PHIL.

That better be Bermuda grass or it's a no