There are more than 400 billionaires in the United States

Dude, not even Batman really wants to be Batman. It's rough, I can tell you that much.

Maybe because they are the criminals

Maybe because their parents weren't murdered in a dark alleyway while they watched

Because no one is stupid enough to do it.

Probably because they don't have a backstory like Bruce Wayne

Maybe they are vigilantes, but they are better at hiding it because they don't dress up like a giant f*cking bat.