I think I feel a cough coming on, see you next week.

2 slogans that would work:
1. With one simple sip, simply trade in your cold for withdrawals.
2. You can't sneeze when you're in a coma.

*doctors talking as 21 jump street*
"We're trying to help them, not ruin their fucking lives!"

Why do so many people put these pictures up with their craptastic comments.
FS is perfectly able to come up with craptastic comments of it's own.

she-who-shall-not-be-laid