Not everyone goes through those steps. So your nice soap smelling sparkly hands reach out, grab the handle, a handle that, was just grabbed by another dude who just handled his dick. You know have dick hands, and it's not even your dick. But don't worry, he may have taken a dump and now you have ass hands.
That is the other side of my if... And I don't get people who don't wash their hands after that. Especially women, because we get all up close and personal with the sexier epithelial tissue
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