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illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
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That's why they need paper towels, and a trash can beside the door.
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jay2327
· 8 years ago
Or one of those swinging doors that goes both ways
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skittles
· 8 years ago
The Red Lobster in my town has it by their door. Finally, someone out there gets it.
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harmonywho
· 8 years ago
If you go through all of those steps, there shouldn't be a need for fear of the door
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Not everyone goes through those steps. So your nice soap smelling sparkly hands reach out, grab the handle, a handle that, was just grabbed by another dude who just handled his dick. You know have dick hands, and it's not even your dick. But don't worry, he may have taken a dump and now you have ass hands.
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harmonywho
· 8 years ago
That is the other side of my if... And I don't get people who don't wash their hands after that. Especially women, because we get all up close and personal with the sexier epithelial tissue
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garlog
· 8 years ago
>germophobes
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· 8 years ago
This restaurant is went to had a foot thing where you could put your foot under it and pull open the door, then you can slink out with your shoulder
