Some short jokes to brighten your day

Jesus Christ, even as someone who doesn't believe myself, you can't just say that out of the blue. You don't have to believe in a story to enjoy it.

But he's a Christian? He doesn't believe in Star Wars?

One of my best friends is a nun, and she drove her whole convent out to go see episode seven. Now, I don't know where you're getting these "facts" about Christians, but you may want to double check them before you post something really stupid.

But.....
He doesn't believe in Star Wars?

For some unknown reason, slamdunkey has been spamming my last couple of comments with this kind of harassment. I can't think why he would be doing this.

ahem... [quote=slamdunkey] How many drug [/quote] - too much of a fun substance maybe?

But sublime gamer, you're a Christian? You don't believe in harassment?

If you're trying to piss off that dudes, you're doing it wrong. Besides, you're not even funny.

Probably because sublimegamer comments about Christianity

@julieugartemedia
I may not be funny, but I'm certainly doing something right. Look next to my name.

You're an asshole.

Yes I am
In fact, I'd go so far as to say I'm a complete cunt
But if we look at the facts, people like me more than they like you
So where does that leave you?

You're just worthless. I won't fight with you anymore.

If we look at the facts, it simply means you have received more likes than the people who very rarely comment.

No, more likes than a lot of users not just ones who rarely comment....

Well yes, but only from those who use funsubstance. We cannot know how many people like anyone in the real world.

No shit... thank you captain obvious.