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Using the "I am legend" poster? I like your confidence.

Several people have suggested this to me, and I just can't. And it's not that I think those are full of weirdos (there's the same amount IRL, that's where they come from), it's just that I'd rather not pay money that could go to my children for the pleasure of meeting the same calibre of weirdo.

I would date someone with these credentials.