How to make a paper sphere

How is this possible

Ain't nobody got time for that

Because everyone knows how to convert a circle into triangles

Perfect. Now to go cut a piece of paper into a bunch of slices that I will never be able to take together correctly.

Ugh too complicated. I'd stuff up a few of those and then get angry when it doesnt fit right

"Add small details."

*crumples paper into a paper ball* "There."