i want to be this teeny tiny dog

In a world...where a gay dick...wanted to be small...
...little did he know...by his sacrifice...he would become biiiiiig...
Comingsoontoatheaternearyoutwentysixteeeeeen!

Listen I would totally punch a bear in the face for my dog. My dog wouldn't even have to be in danger I would just punch a bear for him.

At first I was all like, awww this is so cute!
Then the last comment made me actually laugh out loud.

I'd punch a bear. I'd bob and weave and pow! Down like Liston.

I would do this for my cat. Or any animal that was being attacked. Like, if I saw a dog or cat or even a bird being attacked by a group of people I'd put myself in harms way to make sure the animal is safe