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This is all just common knowledge
8 years ago by deleted · 2444 Likes · 15 comments
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mrscollector
· 8 years ago
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wear plastic gloves inside leather gloves and have the leather gloves to small for your hands.
Also use the victims own gun/knife to kill them with.
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violence
· 8 years ago
And if you mess up your clothes but don't want to burn them use cold water and color safe bleach
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mrscollector
· 8 years ago
Or while killing them wear a hazmat suit.
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deleted
· 8 years ago
^^yes definitely do not want to leave any blood splatter on our clothes
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mrscollector
· 8 years ago
A hazmat suit will also keep any trace of your DNA in your suit leaving nothing behind.
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stille20
· 8 years ago
...then you have to acquire and dispose of a Hazmat suit without anyone noticing.
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kurukuruguy
· 8 years ago
Work as one of the Forensics team.
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mrscollector
· 8 years ago
Ship the suit to a garbage dump in another country and put it in the mail using cash to pay for stamping and mail the box in a diffrent town make sure to NOT put a return address on it. And dont let any see you do it.
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kurukuruguy
· 8 years ago
Or burn it to ash, and dump the ashes in the ocean.
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iamgroot
· 8 years ago
I swear I could become a successful serial killer with all the things I've read on Tumblr.
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gamzee
· 8 years ago
Blend the hair with the blood, too. Try find someway to get their skinrests under the victim's nails.
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jokur_and_batmon
· 6 years ago
But don’t use a clump of hair. Use a few well places small strands. Otherwise it will seem like they’re another victim
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pedpepot
· 8 years ago
The best to do is to devour the remains of the victim in one sitting. It might be helpful to fast for a while before that.
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deleted
· 8 years ago
But not so much that you weaken yourself... just enough so you can enjoy the entire meal, leftovers may be difficult to explain
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kurukuruguy
· 8 years ago
Feed it to the cops. The murder weapon, too.
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Also use the victims own gun/knife to kill them with.