Sam saw a chance, he took it

You wouldn't happen to be an English teacher, would you?

lol no I am far to dyslexic to correct my own writing let alone others. lol I manly work with elementary students.

I know, I didn't mean to be rude, it's just that that would have made my day, if true. :D

Well I did sub for a day for a highschool english teacher but all I had to do was pass out a test and have the kids watch a documentary on Jane Austen. I watched that movie 6 times lol