turn that frown upside down

*gulps, but stoically refrains from flinching* So be it.

I've had the whole series fall on me from a shelf, it's not to bad. Besides you kicked a wall with a broken toe how is books worse, I don't hit hard in the first place

Well, this is true. For sheer pain, the wall was probably worse. But it's a much larger impact with the book... Kind of depends on where you hit me.

probably your shoulder, your like six inches taller than me so trying to hit you in the head with a book let alone two seems difficult. I wouldn't hit you that hard even if I could, its you for sky's sake

Fair enough. And I have broad shoulders, so you'd have a nice wide target. The impact would be well distributed, too...
Also, thank you for not intending to hit me in the head. I've had one concussion in my life, and that's quite enough... :P

I intended to hit the back of your head, mainly because as anyone I've got with a book will attest it's more like being tapped with a book than being hit, you're just tall. I only hit hard if it's a large stick I'm trying to hit you with, I'm very adept at beating people up with it.

Do I even want to ask why you're adept at beating people up with a large stick?

I'm not sure why. I know in a fight where I've got a stick and my friends older brother has a real sword I won, I was fine sans some splinters he was rather bruised and also splintered. I was 14 and he was 17-18

Heh. That's my girl. Maybe I'll carve you a quarterstaff, and then you can just about rule the world...

Or I could just use it as an excuse to hang out with you, which seems much better than ruling the world to any degree

Or you could do that. *grins* I wouldn't say hanging out with me is better than ruling the world, but it's probably a lot less work...

It is absolutely better, screw the world domination I have a Poptart and they are better than the whole lot of you people

*grins even more* Well, gee, thanks, that makes me feel kinda special

your the most wonderful person, screw everything else if it means I can hang out with you nothing's better than that

Brilliant.
Does this mean you would go hang gliding with me?

I'd rather avoid heights, but that probably wouldn't stop me.

Whoohoo! Whitewater rafting and horseback riding, too?

*quietly* you really do not grasp my disregard of the situations

Well, I do...
I've just always wanted to do this stuff, and doing it with somebody I like makes it even better

for the record heights terrify me *pretending to ignore the second part*

Oh. Well, then I'll go hang gliding, and you can stay on the ground and take pictures of all the stunts I'll do for you.

heh I'm not sure if doing stunts would be very smart dear

Hey, I'm the Poptart of Thor. I fear nothing.

You're the second one, that should be reason enough

*wrinkles nose* I am also the first. I just happened to forget the password to my original account.

I know this