I'm out

D:

Oh my gawd
Why did you make me thought of that, Matt!?

Have any of that holy water left...?

I think we should just go take a bath in holy water already

*goes to Rome*

you're leaving right now?
im not even done packing my stuffs!

Oh, right. I'll wait for you, then

i have never been abroad before
what do i need?
should i bring rice?

Yes, definitely. And googly eyes

i dont have any googly eye?
you?

You can borrow mine

How many do you have Mr?

2

That is a pair...
Can I have one?

*gives you one* one actually belongs to my brother, but he's a stuck up lil bitch so

Can I have 2...?

You're a nasty one, aren't you?

Wut...?
*sweats nervously though I have no idea what is going on*

Or grrrrrreedy?
In any case you are more brave than the average... human seems to be.

I just want 2 googly eyes...

*properly ready comments and replies*
Oooooooooooooooh.
You were talking about googly eyes and not the dildo wooorm thing.
Well.... Off to Rome you go, dear. Never mind the usingtwowormsastwodildossimultaniouslyimage i accidently might have forced you to visualise.

Now I'm thinking about 2 worm dildos...
Why did you have to do this to me!?

Sooner or later I get asked that question by everyone I know..
Guess I'm contagious... :-(
(seriously: i hope i did not discomfort you too much! I thought you were making some edgy joke about that wormy thing. Didn't mean to take your mind to that darkdark place! Sorry if i did!)

Edgy jokes about that thing!?
Who do you think I'm? A freak
Jk I have already done that in this post or some others
And no need to sorry I'm cool

Good. Didn't expect it to be a problem now i know.
Tata!

woah

Wut? What did I do?

nothing, just reading the conversation xD *gives you another googly eyes pair* here you go

Now i have 3 googly eyes ...

you can never have too many googly eyes

Yeah I guess...
*starts planning on stealing all the googly eyes*

*hides own googly eyes*

But you only got 2
And you have given them both to me
Did you... did you lie to me...?

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

You lied to me...
Oh my...
I don't know what to say

FORGIVE ME

No I can't...
I trusted you and you lied to me

R-Ross-senpai...

*looks at you dead in the eyes*
Do you got anything else to say?

*adverts eyes in shame* Y-you can have it...? *hands over googly eyes*

Is this supposed to make me feel any better?

B-but I...

But you what? Tell me

Can I do something so you will forgive me...?

Idk
What can you do?

I can fold my fingers over each other and name everyone in the 104th training corps

*blinks*
*takes 2 steps backward*
Okie then

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*rolls eyes*

...Am I forgiven? Or do you want tomato soup? I'm hella good at tomato soup

TOMATO SOUP!!!
Why didn't you say it earlier

Dunno. *starts to chop tomatoes* maybe you would find me weird

Why would a boy knowing how to make tomato soup make me feel weird
*start cutting onion*

*gets tomato sauce and oil* idk it could happen

What is it? Tomato soup-cism

yeah, that... You want any tuna or minced meat or something?

I'm Asian so you know it'd be nice if you got cat or...
Jk chicken or beef would do
But I take human souls too

Hmm... I have chicken and the soul of a sinner. Which one?

dont you have soul of virgin or something like that?

Hm... *checks fridge*
I have the soul of an innocent, good enough?

uhm depend on how it tastes
gimme

*gives you piece of soul*

just "a piece" *roll eyes*
*try a spoon* need more pepper

*adds more pepper* Now?

*tries some more* it's better
But idk something is missing here

Hm... Human sacrifices?

Uhm that is not a really bad idea
We could try

Hm okay *puts ingredients in pot*

But who did you just put in there...?

Oh, some virgin from my neighborhood. His name is Mark

How do you know he is... well was a virgin...?
Was he cute though?

Um... *hides spy things*
Yea,he was kinda cute. His dog was much cuter, though

Then why are we not scarifying his dog!?
I'm asain you know?

But Ross! It looked at me and just kind of whined and got up to get it's head patted I can't do that

Well you did it with Mark, didn't ya?
... fine
But we need to find something to increase the cuteness

Hm... Babies? Dango daisoku mixtape? Killua?

Uhm babies are not that cute
I meant they are cute but not enough
And I have no idea what is 'dango daisoku mixtape'
Is it those bouncing round things in clannad?

*randomly walks by mumbling*
I wonder what this worm would taste like with... let's say tomato soup....
*randomly walks away licking his lips*

Yes, they are those bouncing round things.
*looks at johe* and I'm apologizing, not getting myself killed

@johe *dips worm in tomato soup*
Want some?