Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity but he got it back for her

what if you're a test tube baby

How deep is your love??

Your name is Kali. .dear your parents bred you for war

Aaaaand I won't unsee that

I am 21 years old with a very dirty mind and I do not understand this. Why do I not understand this?? Someone please explain this before I institutionalise myself

Is it just me or does it look like he's uhm...stroking the unicorn

They both look like a younger version of the girlfriend of the guy I like....so neither...let them die of kidney failure and the man shall be mine

And where does the cream go?

This is why we need a black widow/Hawkeye movie!!

Maybe he could build Trump a banana wall

Why is he not riding the giant wuffles

Who's gonna tell him he has nothing to plug it into

I laughed harder with each picture

Tale as old as time

A pillow

For him, to him, with him. Any preposition works here