Detention slips nowadays

most of these made me giggle

I've never heard "cotton headed ninny muffin" before, but I'm sure I'll use it from now on

Difficult to read most of them I'm afraid.

One of these was just "--- walked out of the kitchen" like do they mean the cafeteria and then couldn't the student have been going to the restroom?

I would have died from laughter at the mahagony comment. But why would you get detention for that?