That's a good one. I had an acquaintance once who was very annoying so every time they annoyed me I would pull the chair out from under them. They never did get why I did...
And there's this guy that was walking behind me and there was a pile of salt on the ground and I picked some ip and through it at him and it went in his eyes and I legit felt so bad... Now every time I see him I'm like "JACK.....WHY SO SALTY?" And he'd be like "because you threw salt in my eyes.
This hit me HARD. I just broke up with my first boyfriend not too long ago, and the thought of not being able to hear him again made me sad. He was my routine, my vitamins. He made my day less dull and more colorful. So I did the most selfish thing a human could do. I made him my best friend. I did it so that he won't leave me. I'm sorry, I just wanted it off my chest.
*ugly sobbing*
I came here to laugh