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Their timing is always perfect
8 years ago by
hereyes
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· 8 years ago
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@matthewg
*mumbles around mouthful of plastic* Sorry, just go back to sleep.
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matthewg
· 8 years ago
Come up here and I'll give you something to chew on.
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deleted
· 8 years ago
Oh no, just gentle noms, licks, and kisses.
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matthewg
· 8 years ago
Don't worry, I meant my collarbone, shoulder, and chest.
You know, to keep the noise down. ;)
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deleted
· 8 years ago
Mmmmmm. Make me moan, daddy.
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matthewg
· 8 years ago
No. That's the opposite of what I'm trying to do.
Sheesh.
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deleted
· 8 years ago
Well I need something to stifle, don't I? Why would I need to bite you then?
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matthewg
· 8 years ago
By George, you're right!
*Starts madly crushing dat puss*
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deleted
· 8 years ago
Woah, boy! Down! You don't want me to draw blood, do you?
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matthewg
· 8 years ago
Um...do you WANT me to want you to draw blood?
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deleted
· 8 years ago
I'd be concerned if you did. I don't want to hurt my boo's delightful skin.
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matthewg
· 8 years ago
I treasure your innocence. <3
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deleted
· 8 years ago
What am I missing this time? Besides you.
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matthewg
· 8 years ago
*swoons*
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deleted
· 8 years ago
Well, ah do declare, Mistah Matthew, shall ah fetch the smelling salts?
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matthewg
· 8 years ago
A fair princess' kiss might also do...
Just sayin'.
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deleted
· 8 years ago
Well then you stay raht heah and ah'll fetch y'all a princess.
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You know, to keep the noise down. ;)
Sheesh.
*Starts madly crushing dat puss*
Just sayin'.