Their timing is always perfect

Don't worry, I meant my collarbone, shoulder, and chest.
You know, to keep the noise down. ;)

Mmmmmm. Make me moan, daddy.

No. That's the opposite of what I'm trying to do.
Sheesh.

Well I need something to stifle, don't I? Why would I need to bite you then?

By George, you're right!
*Starts madly crushing dat puss*

Woah, boy! Down! You don't want me to draw blood, do you?

Um...do you WANT me to want you to draw blood?

I'd be concerned if you did. I don't want to hurt my boo's delightful skin.

I treasure your innocence. <3

What am I missing this time? Besides you.

*swoons*

Well, ah do declare, Mistah Matthew, shall ah fetch the smelling salts?

A fair princess' kiss might also do...
Just sayin'.

Well then you stay raht heah and ah'll fetch y'all a princess.