Stop complaining people

be a human, holy shit how the fuck do I do that

This. I live in NYC for this reason. When you're forced to be closer to people you learn that most people are in the same boat as you are. That change in perspective helped with my (now minute) social enxiety.

Not if you try being human, they won't.

Then watch as nothing changes

It's easier to complain, and people will always take the path of least resistance.
It's never going to get better.

It takes more effort than that. Also things can turn out shit anyway.

But how do I stop being a cyborg?

*turns into werewolf *
Well I fucked up

Or, as Voltaire put it, "cultivate your garden".

I'm starting with the man in the mirror